First of all try to figure out what the hell Schneider means in this email, then read this fascinating text from the same crazy:
TAKIN THE OLD LAKE GENEVA AQUA DOOZIE NO SPITTIN I WAS THINKING OF A LITTLE DESTIN/NO COMBO GOD KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PASS UP A TUCKER/LACY COMBO=BUD ICE

Here's Philips and I trying to figure it out:

Yossarian 1982: pip
jphilipsuofi: pip pip pip
Yossarian 1982: look at your comment box
Yossarian 1982: i put a great schneider quote on it
Yossarian 1982: from a text that he sent nick, and nick forwarded to me
Yossarian 1982: that email was hilarious
jphilipsuofi: wasn't it?
jphilipsuofi: i couildn't stop laughing
Yossarian 1982: they're the best
jphilipsuofi: a little coepetition of who can swim to africa...
Yossarian 1982: hahaha
Yossarian 1982: i know
Yossarian 1982: pip in blue
jphilipsuofi: hahaha
jphilipsuofi: what does that text even mean?
Yossarian 1982: i have no clue
Yossarian 1982: bud ice? tucker/lacy combo?
jphilipsuofi: takin the old lake geneva aqua doozie?
Yossarian 1982: nick translated for me once but i can't remember
Yossarian 1982: it's all schneider language, no english
jphilipsuofi: i understand...no spiitin...
Yossarian 1982: yeah me too
Yossarian 1982: and he loves aqua doozies
jphilipsuofi: a little destin/no combo...meaning he wants to go to kit's florida place without natalie being there?
Yossarian 1982: oh, maybe
jphilipsuofi: tucker/lacy combo=bud ice....
jphilipsuofi: i have no idea
Yossarian 1982: lacy schneider, i know that much
Yossarian 1982: tucker maloney?
Yossarian 1982: tuck everlasting?
jphilipsuofi: but why the combo?
jphilipsuofi: and why does that, in turn, equal bud ice?
Yossarian 1982: hahahahahahaha
Yossarian 1982: that's it, i'm posting this conversation to my blog
jphilipsuofi: awesome