Wow, did I have a swell weekend in Urbana. Joe had a sweet hobo-themed party on friday which was a blast. I feel bad for them now - trashed house, broken table, broken tv, and garbage absolutely everywhere. They need a tees like crazy to help them clean. I finally met Spencer, Boomsma's roomate - a thoroughly cool dude. Ben Johnson had a party on saturday that went on until like 5:30 in the am, wild. I forgot how late things go down there already. The north really feels like squaresville now.

I just noticed I have dirt in my fingernails from throwing handfuls of sloppy wet mud and leaves at Tommy's van. Ha! I'll post pictures as soon as I get a cable to hook my camera to the computer - I left my fucking one attached to Boomsma's computer. There are a ton of sweet pics, believe you me. Other highlights:

- Tommy invented something the opposite of Safe Rides called simply 'Danger Rides'

- Last night we burned a mattress in Kelly's back yard

- Steph yelled at some dude for telling Tommy to put his shirt back on

- Ben's party full of shirtlessness, slapping, five stars and ball-punching

- Tommy destroying a table and television

- The ingredients for the best Sunday ever: Papa Murphy's pizza and bloody marys