I've been trying to get online for the last couple days and have had no luck. I click the scroller for the Mozilla tab browser and all I get is the fucking timing icon - no access. Too nerdy? Fuck it!

Here's to Erich (I hold up an imaginary drink of HIS choice) for starting chemo today. Get healthy, and I'm totally going to treat you extra sugary nice because you are sooooooo sick.

Wait, I'm not going to, but I will try to constantly convince girls that this is the last weekend ever for you to get fellatio. I'll be saying constantly, 'I don't usually do things like this, but my friend Erich would really like a beej before he feels more ill, he does have cancer you know. It'd be sweet if you let him TF you too.'

Fucking tell cancer that you'll totally give him a dirty sanchez all over his lousy face.