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Wednesday, July 27, 2005

The Church of Paul Revere's Famous Lantern


From this church Paul Revere hawked a lugi on King George's face starting the civil war. It was of course resolved when Walt Whitman beheaded Jefferson Davis with a scythe in front of an eager crowd in the heart of Arkansas.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

then Walt Whitman's secretary, Socrates, got pissed on barley wine and buggered Emily Dickinson.

Anonymous said...

has loogie always been spelled like a semi-anagram of Mario's younger under-achieving brother, Luigi?

That's totally you guys in the Cam. Buy some red and green overalls, then eat nothing but pasta while you fix rusty "pipes" all day long.

p.s. check out this anagram of Katie Holmes: Lie? Eh, ask Tom!

p.p.s. I didn't make it up (I wish)--Twist magazine did

Anonymous said...

when i was a little kid i thought turd was spelled tird, like bird.

didn't sombebody recently spell it terd?

loogie, loogey, lugi, lugey?

lugey = like a luge.

SES said...

you win, jerkstore.

I'm still thinking "luge" with a silent "g", as in: Jamaica havea bobsled team (you know, luges?)

If anyone can sing more the of the "cool runnings" song, I'll be their friend for life. Or until I blog myself to death.

lugey, loogie, let's call the whole thing off and pick a new topic for retard debate. Then later we can pick captains and teams...

Anonymous said...

actually I was sorta agreeing with you. when i wrote 'luge' i was pronouncing it in my head "loooozhzhzhzh", like the one man bobsled. and so lugey would be "looozhey".

fuck it, we're such lugers. HA!

Anonymous said...

we are lugers...but I was half serious about debtate retards! teams...

since you, Will, Steph and myself are the only true obsessive posters, let's set up TEAM: CAM(e) vs. TEAM: CHI-Lites

or TEAM: SS; other options for your team are TEAM: TWILL or TEAM: WOMMMY

I like both, but Wommmy is particularly fun to say

Think of the first debate topic, and we'll give the gavel to some neutral force...if we can find one...how about Tom Cruise? He's the least opinion-assertive person I know!

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