It is what it is

Thursday, July 28, 2005

A few fantastic definitions from Oxford English Dictionary online

fagmaster

A boy who has a junior boy as his fag; a fagger. 1876 LD. ALBEMARLE 50 Yrs. of My Life I. v. 293 One day I had to take a pair of my fagmaster's shoes to ‘Cobbler Foots’ to be mended. 1895 Q. Rev. Oct. 283 Probably he would have been..cobbed by his fagmaster as an incorrigible toast-burner. 1920 Blackw. Mag. Oct. 483/2 One small boy, Harker minor,..was told by his fagmaster that he would be licked for ‘fighting’ as soon as he was well. 1964 Punch 13 May 724/2 Handling his fagmaster's amours

fagoteer

One who makes faggots. 1878 Scribner's Mag. XVI. 117/1 If some one would only organize a phalanx of fagoteers.

fagdom

The condition of being a fag. 1902 J. BUCHAN Watcher by Threshold II. ii. 118 From the anomalous insignificance of fagdom Colin climbed up the School

faggotless

Devoid of faggots. 1873 OUIDA Pascarèl I. 78 Lifting his hands, as he peered into the faggotless cupboard.




I know I'm a juvenile asshole and I swear I'm not homophobic, but shit - this stuff tickles me.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

HaHa,

Speaking of funniy, The full length "Family Guy" movie has leaked to the web. You can download it if you can find it (check torrents). I should have it sometime soon. Now back to work.

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