I've been working on siding the house with my Uncle Joe for the last couple of weeks. He's a pretty entertaining guy from Murphysboro, IL. He thinks the whole blog thing is for pussies, I'm pretty sure. He'll be reading this, I'm sure, after my parents tell him about it. Here's a good one from him:
Joe: So, Will, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the new neighbor.
Me: Oh yeah, what'd you say?
Joe: I can smell your cunt.
Me: ...
Joe: No, wait, that's from that movie, Silence of the Lambs.
Me: So what did you really say?
Joe: I asked her why she moved from Arizona to here.
Me: What did she say?
Joe: 'I can smell your cock.'
Me: ...
Joe: You walked right into that one!
It is what it is
Friday, December 02, 2005
Uncle Joe
Spewed out by Will at 21:53
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4 comments:
"Like the Norwegian Seacoast"
that's hilarious. i can't wait to use it.
uncle joe...an original
mo
Hope you're done siding the house, it's freeeeeeeezing out :)
S.
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