Some things make me want to go on a crazy murderous spree. Currently these include:
1. The UPN ad campaign with 'King of Queens' and 'Bernie Mac' titled 'Desperate House Guys'. That byline literally makes me quiver with rage and nausea.
2. When people say 'it's cool' or 'don't worry about it' and they're blatently angry. I don't like disingenuous talk in general.
Other things affirm that life is ok, and perhaps worth getting up for day after day. These currently include:
1. Grapefruit. This is a wonderful fruit.
2. My green Schwinn Collegiate. It can fit 6 bags of groceries in the baskets, and I found out last night that you can lash a 30 pack of beer to it in a pinch. Brilliant.
Alright, that's about it. I'm feeling crotchety and misanthropic these days.
It is what it is
Saturday, March 18, 2006
Rage/Non-Rage
Spewed out by Will at 14:48
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2 comments:
hilarious. i think 1. would make me furious as well but mangoes are better fruits. im devouring them down here
you want something to restore your faith in humanity? Watch "bubble boy". I just saw this movie. I laughed, I cried, I fudged my undies.
Will, you're a wonderful fruit.
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