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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

New Phone


Hello friends. Well, I know I haven't been very good with the updates lately. All of my party pictures look the same and I just can't seem to care enough to post them. Someday perhaps. I'm finally realizing that yeah, I probably have a problem with cell phones. Let's see - I sunk my first one in a fountain, the second one was fine, the third was lousy from the get-go, and now my fourth ended up smashed in the bike lane on Augusta Avenue. Here's a little advice: do not answer your phone while riding your bike.

I still have the same number as before (312-xxx-xxxx), but I don't have a lot of your numbers. So send me a text or give me a call and let's reconnect. What do you say? I'm looking forward to hearing from you devils.

It is a Razr too, by the way.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whoa...did you say TEXT? You get texts now?! Welcome to 2007, grandpa!

Bishai said...

I feel like we should start a pool on the inevitable demise of this phone. The ol' fall out of the breast pocket and into the toilet job? The taxi cab leave-behind?

Anonymous said...

I've never water-killed a phone and I hardly ever take taxis. That being said - both very possible. I was playing Bejeweled while peeing the first day I got the phone and I distinctly imagined dropping it in the bowl. I kept a firm grip...

On both.

Jeff said...

O RZR?

Anonymous said...

Ahhh to think, I might have been the last person you talked to on that last phone and may have been responsible for it being smashed.

Anonymous said...

did you get the gay porn message i sent you?

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