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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

A little update

Hello friends.

Well, I've been sucking at blogging but so have most of you. Seriously, click those links down there - there's like two of you that aren't totally pathetic. It fucking SUCKS - I miss those glory days with bi-weekly updates, but thems the breaks, I suppose. As for me, well, my digital camera broke and that's the predominant reason I haven't posted. I'm not into words that much, but most of you that know me know that.

You know what? Fuck it, it's the summer and we really shouldn't be dorking it up on the internet all the time. We should be hanging out on our stoops or porches or roofs and soaking in that sweet warm air, and only come in to the computer when absolutely necessary, which is to look at pornography.

And I'll give you a brief update on MY life - I've had jury duty for the last week. Yes, this is what happens when you're too honest and nice when you're called in - they select your dumb ass. It's supposed to end tomorrow and I'm guessing work WON'T compensate me for this so don't ask me to do anything for the next couple weeks unless you're buying.

Finally, Kristin taught me the wonder of a little pill called Melatonin. This shit is wonderful - I neck a 1 mg little chalky guy and I can sleep like 20 minutes to a half hour later. This is after I've had trouble falling asleep for like 10 years. The only side effect are really vivid dreams/nightmares, for me at least. If you're weird like me you dig on that kind of shit.

As R. Kelly says: Happy Summer Time ******s! There's no way I'm writing that last word.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm not a religious person, but if I were, I'd probably consider Melatonin my god.

I think I have a blog post from a few summers ago where I did write that last word. That's the difference between you and me. You have class and restraint and I have a potty mouth.

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