Whoo boy, last night's sleep was more analagous to a brief tumultuous nap than a night's sleep. I feel hazy from too much wine, but not that bad a hangover, really. I'm sore from dodgeball in the WS rec center yesterday - those guys can throw! What a crazy game, they throw the goddamned thing like 100 miles an hour with curve - very tough. By the time the 6 or 7 games were over I was bleeding out of my shin and knuckle. Awesome.
One Joseph Malone is back in town for about a minute. We hung out last night, and I hung out way too fucking late for the time I got up this morning. Lesson of last night: Trader Joe's throws out some good shit! Poor and hungry? Go to the Trader Joe's dumpster.
Finally: I didn't really want to see Herbie: Fully Loaded until I read The Onion's fantastic review. Check out this fantastic line: 'Those adorable headlight eyes may be disarming, but in Fully Loaded, Herbie comes off as faintly villainous, a passive-aggressive control freak hell-bent on avenging anyone who wrongs him.'
Finally, I don't think I've seen so many hot girls in my life as I did this morning on the commute to work. My god! It was incredible - all different kinds of hot girls, a feast for the eyes. I don't know if it's because it's warm and everyone's dressed a little skimpier, I'm horny as hell and see what I want to see, or factually there was an influx of hotness this morning. It doesn't matter, it was a great commute.
It is what it is
Thursday, June 23, 2005
CHICAGO AREA WARNING: HUGE INFLUX OF HOTNESS
Spewed out by Will at 10:26
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you're dirrrrrty...I'm totally imagining you reading the newspaper but REALLY peeking from behind it to see if Hot Commuter #3 has re-crossed her legs--no hose! She's hot! And then you pass out from horniness.
Are you staying in the city tonight after work? Maura and I might come downtown, and I wouldn't mind FINALLY getting my tattoo finished. If you are sticking around, call my phone. I have to run to Home Creepo with my parents and "be home to take a call" from Prentice Hall. Maybe I'll finally get employed today!
ps did you and Joey really eat out of Trader JOe's dumpster? Why didn't you just take him to your house and eat some Chex Mix?
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