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Thursday, June 16, 2005

FOR SALE:

Money money money, that's what I need. I'm selling some items of mine to anyone that's interested. Items and prices are listed below:

$500 Desktop computer made by Teesdale in fall 2003, 120 gigs RAM, Celeron processor overclocked, shit-ton of music on it ($1000's in high quality MP3s), includes monitor, keyboard, mouse, all pertinent cords and accessories PLUS a Linksys wireless USB port absolutely free! Email for more specs and pics. I've had NO problems with this baby, completely virus free.

$70 Mid range Panasonic receiver bought in 2000 with Yamaha speakers of the same vintage - buy with computer and get both for only $550! All cords etc. included

$90 27" Panasonic Color TV with remote - this is a sweet TV for a sweet price - ACT NOW!

$10 Nice barely used bristleboard dart board with 3 fine darts, and dry erase board to keep score!

$5 Dual brand cassette tape player/recorder from late 70's - wood grain finish, still works, the perfect accessory for your hipster pad!

$15 50's style bedside table with two levels - guaranteed to double in price on Ebay!

$10 Shaded standing lamp (50's style) and bonus flood lamp - to give your room that Derelict couture look!

$15 I will write you a story about any subject of your choosing, guaranteed at least 2 single space pages long - a unique gift for friends and family

Ever eyed one of my possessions? Though to yourself, 'Heck! I'd like that!' No huh? Well, if it's a yes, make me an offer. I'll send pictures and details to anyone serious about buying stuff. All reasonable offers considered. Email me at canucklehead@fastmail.ca

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

More details on the computer -- athlon 2000+ or thereabout, radeon 9600 pro video card, 120 gig hard drive, 512 MB of ram, nforce motherboard with soundstorm audio, i think it also has onboard firewire. Antec case with temperature speed sensitive fans. Should do good for someone out there. My 2 cents.

-Tees

Anonymous said...

Thanks Tees! TXT me your number again please! I lost it.

the homunculus said...

I have to see these items before making a bid. I could use a decent receiver/amp and speakers. right now I have a crappy aiwa that distorts everything. Plus, buying now won't hurt me because the movers will do all the work.

And I gave hoffman my TV on account of the dumping bloody mary into his. so I'm sans TV and boston is going to be fucking boring cause there's nothing to do there so I'll need a TV.

post some pics and you may have $160 from yours truly.

Anonymous said...

Awesome! Are you in Chicago tonight? I'm staying at Nick's, let's get tore up.

You can come by my place before you leave and we can make a deal.

Anonymous said...

new number sent,

as for the monitor with the computer - its a 19" mitsubishi flat screen capable of 1280X1024 at a 80 Hz refresh rate.

-Tees

Anonymous said...

sell your computer to brian, i'm sure he'll buy it...and also, its 4:30 and i'm at work and i'm having a decent time. I'd rather not be working, but i'm dreading going home and having mom yell at me again. This morning i got "grounded" and i'm not allowed to go the lakehouse again. But there is something to be said when it is more stressful to be at home than it is at work...i may not come home for a few days too...and eat it mom when you read this...and also, mom, if i waited another thirty seconds in the house i would have missed my train, I had to sprint as it was...

Anonymous said...

HA!

kit said...

heh

Jeff said...

Will,

If you don't have anyone interested in that computer and if I still have the $500 upon my return home, you may have yourself a buyer.

I'm sorry to report, I didn't see your request for a pidgeon english article until I was back in the confines of Australia, so I'm sans "live me alone" t-shirt.

-Pip

Anonymous said...

Why no price for your soul? Too black?

Anonymous said...

he sold it to me for a donut a few years back.

Anonymous said...

damn you tommy, I was just about to post I'll purchase Will's soul for $11.75 in exchange for a golden limited edition scrabble board

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