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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

My Enemy


He tried all lunch break to rob me of my PB & J and apple. I finally gave in and threw some sandwich at him after throwing like 5 rocks and 6 sticks at him. He ate my apple core too. This is the Vietnam Vets memorial park on the river, Wacker and Wabash.

6 comments:

Marty McMarz said...

I don't mind these guys... i actually like them a lot. They have a badass way of flying, a distinctive honk, they mate for life, and they always hit up the same places they did the year before. I think that guy earned his pb & J. nice pic of chicago.

Anonymous said...

ahh, the majestic goose. Man's natural enemy. they're our opposites in every way. for example, did you know that the gander has a vagina and the goose has a penis? also, mexican geese are productive and industrious, while north american geese are lazy and criminals?

that's why i plan to seal our borders, putting all of our national guardsmen in planes shooting down the migrating geese.

a goose once raped my daughters at a frat party.

Anonymous said...

man georgie, you're spot on. i only wish you could run for a third term.

Anonymous said...

will his hot bulldyke daughter be there?

Anonymous said...

wait that was me in that last one, not tommy.

Anonymous said...

oh man, george, you're confusing me now.

anyway, i'm in. i'll bet condi gives great helmet.

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