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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Pat Robertson is totally fucking insane

I'm sure everyone has heard about this already, but I just want to express my outrage. This is a man of god? I must not understand the principles Christianity that well.

I guess I forgot about when Jesus assassinated Caesar and then turned his other buttcheek to the dying emperor and shouted 'FREEDOM' before plunging his trident into the heaving chest of the gasping and bleeding Augustus; bursting his heart and freeing the Jews! That was a reading from the fourth book of Angry Brutality Against Those We Dislike.

10 comments:

the homunculus said...

The ABATWD? That's the only book i believe!

I heard that about pat robertson on stern this morning. You know if you pay him $10,000 he will personally pray for you and you get to speak with him on the phone 4 times a year? Maybe for $20g's he'll assasinate chavez himself.

the homunculus said...

for the record i think chavez deserves to be assassinated. but i don't think we should do it right now. not until we get a clear sign from god or satan.

kit said...

I heard that Old Pat was praying for the supreme court justices to die so Bush could appoint new ones. Praying for death? I'll pray you good!

Jeff said...

Kit -- saw that clip, as well. He worded that prayer carefully, so as not to directly call for God to smite Ruth Ginsburg, but merely for the Religious Right to continue to get its way for the next few milennium.

Now that's the Christian way!

Anonymous said...

Did you see the one when PR prayed that god and jesus would die so that mankind would be free to engage in that deliciously decadent sodomy?

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